May 2013
476 posts
urbanfuck:
don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
lolzpicx:
How normal people wake up:
How I wake up:
Attractive person: hey
Me: who paid you